A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift. She even had someone change her hair colour. She was released from the hospital and while crossing the road she was killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God she demanded, “I thought you said I had 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live? Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of the car?”
God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”